Monday, March 7, 2016

My Sam

Sam is in the phase of saying some pretty funny stuff lately that I know I will forget if I don't write it down. Here's my attempt to bottle his innocence forever.

Me: Sam, I'm feeling sad. You're becoming such a big boy and I don't have a baby in the house any more.
Sam: You can always make another baby.

I had a zit under my nose this week and Sam tried to wipe it away. 
Me: Ouch!
Sam; Oh sorry, I thought it was a booger.

Sam: Where's my iPad (Kindle tablet)
Eric: It's right here charging.
Sam: Oh good, I thought it was lost forever!

Sam: I don't like brussels scouts!

Sam: I want Daddy to set up the jumpoline!

Sam: The sky is awake so I'm awake. 

Me: Sam, what am I going to do with you?
Sam: Keep me.