Me: Sam, I'm feeling sad. You're becoming such a big boy and I don't have a baby in the house any more.
Sam: You can always make another baby.
I had a zit under my nose this week and Sam tried to wipe it away.
Me: Ouch!
Sam; Oh sorry, I thought it was a booger.
Sam: Where's my iPad (Kindle tablet)
Eric: It's right here charging.
Sam: Oh good, I thought it was lost forever!
Sam: I don't like brussels scouts!
Sam: I want Daddy to set up the jumpoline!
Sam: The sky is awake so I'm awake.
Sam: The sky is awake so I'm awake.
Me: Sam, what am I going to do with you?
Sam: Keep me.